This Week on LOST! (And Don't Call Me Surely)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 4, 2007

The remaining castaways of Oceanic Airlines flight 815, locked in the airplane's bathroom stall after the crash. (Did ANYONE bother to check it?)
The Captain wants everyone to remain calm.
THE CAPTAIN? Did he survive the crash?
Sure. He was dropping trou when we hit that first air pocket.
I guess even Captains take a shit once in the while.
ARRRG! That we do, mate. That we do!