Guess Who Gets the Year Supply of Turtle Wax?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 4, 2007

Guess Who Gets the Year Supply of Turtle Wax? by christopher7murphy 10-04-07
Welcome to The Dating Game! Let's meet our bachelors, shall we? Weee! giggle!	Bachelor #1: I promise to excite you, respect you, and make you laugh! Bachelor #2: I'm gonna shit on you and then beg for your forgiveness and then shit on you some more!	Bachelor #3: I won't shit on you, I promise. I will however, shit on all your ideas and dreams. You will be under my control! Bachelor #4: I'm married.