Not Just for Breakfast, Anymore

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 8, 2007

We have secretly replaced Mr. Toom's "Sex in a Can" with the new improved "Scuttle-Butt."
Mr. Tooms? What do you think about our new improved "Sex in a Can," now called "Scuttle-Butt?"
Well...My mouth tastes like shit. My clothing is full of static cling. And my eyes are all red and watery.
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL MY WIFE!