You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 17, 2007

Enchanté, my leetle butter-cup. You are lookin' very 'Gouda' this afternoon.
Your skin is smooth, like a silky slice of Velveeta. Your eyes flek with blue like zee finest Roquefort.
Who are you?
I am Mr. Stilton. But you may call me Cheese-Louise.