Desperate House Wives on Lois Lane (The -Wak- Job Episode)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 20, 2007

-WAK- Wak!- Lois...How's little Oswald doing?
Pengy! I told you never to call me! It was a one time thing! I will raise our child alone!
-Wak-Wak! He's my egg too!
NO! As far as the world is concerned, I found him in a rocket ship that crashed landed in the country.
My mommy says I look different from other kids because she has a thing for "bad boys."
You're lucky. My mom likes to "play the ponies."