Mayberry Sinister, North Carolina

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 20, 2007

They say, "for every ying...there is a yang." That somewhere in your state, an exact opposite of your town exists.
Hey, Floyd!
Ooo Hey, Goober. Say, how's the gas buisness?
Where one town is good...the other is EVIL!
Fine, fine! Did you know in England, they call "gas"...Petro?
Oooo That's interesting. You've got quite the brain, huh, Goober?
Just pray you won't need a haircut!
ooo Smart boy, that Goober. It's a shame I'll have to kill him.