Mayberry Sinister, North Carolina (R.F.D)

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 26, 2007

For every wholsome, well adjusted town in your state, there exists an evil demented one.
Oooo, look. Here comes Goober, one of Mayberry Sinister's greatest minds!
Where one town is good...the other is EVIL!
Hey Floyd. I thought it was sure great of you to hire little Opie Taylor to help you in the barber shop.
Oooo yes, yesss. Opie's a fast learner, too. He's already made a dollar thirtyfive in tips.
Maybe it's time to raise your child's allowance!
Hey Ope! How's the world of big business in haircair?
A little off the top, Goob?