Paging Dr. Feelgude

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 28, 2007

Give it to me straight, Doc! I can take it.
I believe you are "Sickie-Wickie."
"Sickie-Wickie?" What kind of diagnosis is that? Do you think I'm some kinda idiot?
Sorry. I sometimes can't help it. I just want to soften the blow.
So what's wrong with me?
"Cancer-Wancer."