Carding Pachyderms

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 14, 2007

Paris Hilton had this to say about her plight for dunken elephants, "It's HORRIBLE! Elephants are drinking way too much!"
"Last month, six drunken elephants knocked over a utility pole and electricuted themselves."
"Can't you see? Drunken elephants make LOUSY TIPPERS!"