You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 12, 2007

Will you give me a discount because of all the stickers on this book?
Mam, that book originally priced at FIFTY DOLLARS! We put the sticker on it and are now selling it for a mere three dollars.
But the sticker ruins the cover! Can you at least peel it off?
Yes, mam.
Now, how much do I owe you?
Fifty dollars.