You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 21, 2007

I don't have the book you want in stock, but I can order it for you.
Can you get it by Christmas Eve?
Sir, there is only ONE more delivery day before Christmas.
Are you telling me that I can not get it in time for Christmas?
I'm sorry. It takes at least a week.
Amateurs!