You're a Book Store, Aintcha?

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: January 12, 2008

So...Mr. Durdyape...um...
Please...call me Dan.
So...Dan, how do you feel that you are qualified to work at the Book Store?
I can alphabetize and ballance spreadsheets. I'm a fast worker, ....and Oh! I'm a "people person."
Very impressive!
I can skin and tan one before you can say, "I'll be a monkey's war bonnet!"