Idiot Bumps

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: February 16, 2008

Let me get this straight. You were watching a drag race from the MIDDLE of the road?
Yes. Then some dummy came along and knocked me over this fence with his car!
SIr...I'm afraid you can't press charges.
Well...could you at least give me a hand?
There it is... over there in those bushes.