Pigs in Spaaaaaaace!

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: February 29, 2008

Sir...did you know your were traveling at warp-9 in a warp-5 zone?
Do you know who I am? I am -hic- Captain MISTER Spoxxx hic!
Sir..have you had a little too much to drink?
I only had one. To -hic- celebrate my captain's prenupt-hic-prenudg-hic-marriage to that green chick.
Sir...I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to come with me.
What?! Is this because of that dead Cardassian hooker? She's a LIAR! That Vulcan liein' bitch!!