3rd Grade: Reading, Writing, and Resentment

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: April 2, 2008

Miss Krapple. Annie brought a steak knife and handcuffs to school!
Now, Jill! One thing I won't stand for is a tattle-tale! You have detention!
But Annie's gonna DUCK TAPE YOU! And the rest of the class is gonna help.
Jill...It is pronounced "DUCT Tape." You know better than that.
Miss Krapple, can I have your desk chair when you're dead?
Bitch, I want you to write, "I am a little suck-up" on the board fifty times!