Beneath the Planet of Charlton Hestons

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: April 6, 2008

Today in the news, a man claiming to be recently departed actor, Charlton Heston, ran into the White House screaming, "Soylent Green is people!"
Do you mean -gulp- I'm dead?
Across the city...hundreds of men dressed as Mr. Heston were arrested for storming goverment buildings and tossing quotes at officials.
There's only one thing I can do...
"Let my people go!"