Thanks for the Memories

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: April 17, 2008

Today in the news, a suicide bomber attacked a local Hollywood cemetary.
There were bodies everywhere!
However there has been no sign of the suicide bomber and it is believed he escaped in the confusion.
Police are looking for leads.
And on the lighter side of the news: Would you believe Bob Hope secretly had FOUR arms, FOUR legs, and TWO heads?
New evidence discovered!