You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: May 3, 2008

Mam, until we can get this 'dead author' fiasco cleared up...I'm going to have to take you down town.
But YOU'RE not even a real police officer. You're just a 'mall cop!'
You're not making this easy on yourself, are ya?
What will you do to me? Toss me in the Radio Shack?
Well, just at first. We need to fit you for a shock collar.