You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: May 6, 2008

Phyllis, isn't it true that your boss admits that Robert Jordan is dead?
Customers should not get upset with her for cicumstances outside of her controll.
I believe we have MICHAEL Jordan on the line. Michael?
NO! I am King Abdullah. I am appalled at this Book Store manager's defiance of all men named Jordan!
And the Hashemite Kingdom of JORDAN has declared war on the Book Store!
oh...Crap!