You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: May 10, 2008

Welcome to Bath & Body. How can I help you.
I am looking for the one who usurps the name of Jordan.
Ohh! From the Book Store, are ya? Moon me, will ya? Take this!
-splutter splutter- kaff-kaff!
King Abdullah, she spritzed me with industrial strength rasberry bath-gel!
War is hell, soldier.