Lara Croft vs. Indiana Jones

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: May 18, 2008

Don't worry, Professor Jones. I'll get you out of this cursed building of doom!
Hurry. Im not getting any younger, kid!
Aaaarrrrrrrg!
LOOK AT MY BOOBIES!
Uuuhhrg. Angelina Jolie...gasp..just flashed me and pushed me off the retirement building.
You lucky bastard!