You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: June 18, 2008

Yo, dimwit! Where's my book? I ordered it a week ago!
I'm sorry sir, but the flooding in Iowa has affected our deliveries.
Can you believe the nerve of some people? Oh..by the way, did my book come in yet?
No, the flooding in Iowa has messed up deliveries all over.
Oh, I thought you were just just making excuses to that last customer because he was being an ass.
I was, but YOUR book really hasn't arrived yet.