Another (Back When I Was) Stupid Story 3

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 4, 2008

But the seventies also had "Bigfoot." And Bigfoot couldn't be explained away by a nine year old's logic.
Wow! Bigfoot is on the news. It HAS to be real!
...reports are in that a large hairy creature crashed a popular camping site today.
Bigfoot was a land based creature. Near the woods. They have "pictures." The facts could not be ignored.
But I live in Iowa...and this report is from the west coast.
"His stride is reported to be six feet long. He could be anywhere by now!"
I was torn. I was intrigued. I just wouldn't sleep on the first floor from now on.
Man, that Bigfoot crap is freakin' me out.
Tell me about it.