Piece of Me

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 10, 2008

And now, Choco-Cola and Channel Three presents: Schlock Theater! With your host, Count Peter!
Blah! Goot evening boys and ghouls! Are you ready to bleed through your eyeballs?
Tonight, I have a special treat for you. "The Thing Best Forgotten!"
Count Peter, I'm afraid we accidently attached Britney Spears' body to your daughter's penis.
IN FABULOUS 3-D!