You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 11, 2008

Listen Toots, I'm in a hurry. Could you...
Sir! You are in a restricted area. There is clearly a sign on the door that says, "Employees Only."
But....
Besides, you had to pass two other employees just to get this far into the store!
Lady, are you calling me unobservant?
HELLO! I'm squatin' a turd here!