You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 16, 2008

I'm sorry, Bette Davis' last book is out of print, perhaps she has a new one coming soon...
You idiot. Bette Davis is dead! She..
WAIT. Shakespere is dead. Elvis is dead. Yet books continue to be published and republished regardless of thier rotting corpses!
So, if I talk about a person in the present tense, I am only infering that there may indeed be a new or a re-released title coming soon!
It was not an invitation to educate me on the mortality of your personal hero (slash) object of desire.
Ya' know... You kinda remind me of a dead Bette Davis. She gave me an erection, too.