You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 19, 2008

Welcome to the Book Store. How can I help you?
I need something that helps me get rid of bloodstains?
We offer a how-to book called "Getting it On, Getting it Off," by the Scream-Queen of Clean, Starchy Leech Curtis.
Great! I'll take it.
um..So, are you going to rub it all over my body....or what?