You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 26, 2008

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Where, oh, where.
Sir, could I help you find anything?
Oh, yes. Have you seen a duck come in here. Short, black, about three foot tall? It's very important.
Yes, sir. There was a duck in here about three minutes ago.
Oh, good! Did you happen to notice.... Was he wearing a condum?