Pluto: Not a Planet.....Still a Ball!

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 2, 2008

Earth, my child, are you responsible for driving Pluto out of my domain?
Well, we kinda had a little fling....and it didn't work out the way Pluto thought it would.
So you broke poor planet Pluto's heart?
Not my fault. I said at the beginning that it was just about sex.
Did you plan it that way?
Planet? Hell, I 'ORBED' IT!