You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 8, 2008

I need a copy of Sydney SHELLdon, Stephen KINGCRAB, and Jimmy All-You-Can-Eat Buffett.
I'm sorry, but due to possible allergies, we don't serve seafood here.
But this isn't a restaurant. You're a book store, aintcha?
But you sir, are a CRAB!
And what if I told you I could have your job?
We will not serve anything in the nut family, also.