Witch Way to Wonder

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 14, 2008

Hey! You advertise that all your wait staff serve toppless. What gives?
Sir, here at The Sandwich Bitch, we serve toppless sandwiches.
Well, that's not right...
I offered you a bottomless cup of coffee, too. What did you think that meant?
That you were checking out my ass.
That's what the broomstick is for.