Texas Toast

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: August 29, 2008

Welcome to McCain's. Would you like to try our Big Mc with cheese? It now comes with a side order of VP!
That depends. Does the VP come with boobs?
Sir, all VP's are boobs.
But can mine have BIG boobs?
Yes, sir. But there's never a guarentee that any of them will actually work.
Just as long as I can get one that won't shoot me in the face.