You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 1, 2008

This place is disgusting. You have NINJAS in the periodicals!
I'm sorry, sir. They sneak in once in a while.
I accidently steped on one, and it oozed all over my new shoes.
I've called an exterminator.
That jerk swat you with a Newsweek!
I know! I am SO going to hide his car!