You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 1, 2008

I can't make it to work today.
Kenny! You are always calling in. What is it this time?
I brought ninjas home with me. They are multiplying.
Kenny...don't panic. Slowly grab a steak knife and thrust at them.
Oh, GAWD! They're in my pants! They're in my pants!
Stab, Kenny! STAB!