Waste 45 Seconds of Your Life Reading This Comic

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 3, 2008

When I went to work this morning, there was this big fat toad sitting right inside the door to the mall.
Worried that he might get crushed once the mall opened, I nudged him outside with my toe.
Later, I thought to myself, "What right did I have to kick that poor toad out of the mall?"
And why was he there in the first place? Hmmm?
Then I remembered...
Soft Pretzels!