Jack's Penis Runs Off

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 7, 2008

Oh, it was terrible! First he called me his "little penis." And then he wanted to whack me! (sob)
That dirty...Where is he? I'll teach him to try to whack my penis!
THERE HE IS! Right over there next to Mr. Furly!
Excuse me, have you seen my penis?