You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 10, 2008

And for every copy of "The Pickle Slicer's Wife" purchased, you get a complimentary jar of pickles.
No, thankyou. Pickles make me fart.
But they're free!
I don't care.
Three hours later:
EWWWW! What's that smell?
Persistant salesmanship.