Mr. Clean's Dirty Little Secret

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 3, 2008

I hate cleaning the bathroom! Can't there be an easier way?
-hack- hack- cough cough- snif-
Who are you?
I'm Mr. Clean (kaff-kaff) I'm a "grime-fighter" and I'm here... I'm.. I'm... I'm not feeling too good. (wheeeze)
And you say this "Mr. Clean" just passed out and then a tiny little elf popped out of his ass and preceeded to bake cookies?
Damnest thing! That little elf was the cleanest little shit I ever saw.