You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 3, 2008

This is National Banned Book Week. I want to buy all your banned books so I can burn them.
Sure!
Really? You don't mind if I burn them?
Once you buy them, I don't care what you do with them. They'll send me replacements.
So everytime I protest the publication of an objectional title, I actually help increase it's popularity?
Need a match?