You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 10, 2008

I'm looking for "The Cat Who Sang at the Grand Ol' Opry" and "The Cat Who Smelled Like Furniture Polish."
I'm sorry, we don't have those.
How about "The Cat Who Peed on the Lawn?"
No. Not that either.
Dang'it! I heard bookstores were a great way to score chicks!