Screening

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: October 15, 2008

Hello? Honey...are you there?
It's Mom. A minor crisis at home. Your dad almost had to go to the doctor.
He was washing his nether regions in the shower and he discovered a lump.
It swelled up and gave out a gut wrenching smell... but then went away before we could get him to a doctor.
On a sadder note, we think your cat ran away.