You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: November 15, 2008

Which book is better? "The Diet Phone: Dialing it in" or "Broccoli and Cheddar: You'll Never Look Better?"
Well..."The Diet Phone" sells better.
Okay...But which book IS better?
ummm....I guess you should get "The Diet Phone."
Are you saying I'm fat?
Crap