You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: February 16, 2009

I'd like to return this. It's broken. I can't get the movie to play.
Mam, this isn't a movie. It's an audio book on CD.
But it doesn't work. It must be defective.
It's not a DVD. It's just a CD where the book is read out loud.
You mean people actually pay to have books read to them?
You're shittin' me! Aintcha?