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by clark67211
2-05-07
Hey Trevor, Let me ask you a question. When you were a kid, did you ever watch The Muppet Show?
Of corse I did. Everyone our age watched those goofy over-sized puppets when they were growing up. What? You think black kids didn't watch the Muppets?
What? No, that's not what I meant. I didn't mean . . .
Oh relax. I'm just fuckin' messin' with you. Sure I watched the Muppet Show. Why?
Well, I was thinking about it earlier today and, well, what the heck was Gonzo?
Gonzo? Well he was a little blue, ummm, he had a big nose, and wasn't he like a lizzard or something. Maybe a lizzard Barbara Streisand?

 

by clark67211
2-05-07
So back to the Gonzo thing. What bothers me is that Kermit was a frog, Ms. Piggy was a Pig, and Fonzie was a bear. Why is Gonzo some indistinguishable animal?
Well, he always hung out with rats. Maybe he is some sort of blue mutant rat or something? Or how about some sort of bird?
No then he would have feather, not fur. Are there even any animals in nature with blur fur?
You mean other that Beast from the X-Men?
Yes, other than the Beast from the X-Men. Jeez.
Well excuse me. Hey, what about Nightcrawler?

 

by clark67211
2-05-07
Let's be serious about this Gonzo thing. The Muppet show had a nice little thing going with the animal theme. Why did they throw in Gonzo? Just to mess with little kids heads?
Well, what about Grover?
What?
Grover. He was another blue Muppet that didn't look like any animal. Wouldn't he fall into the same category?
Damn that Sesame Street. Now I am never gonna be able to sleep tonight.
I guess it would be a bad Idea to mention Elmo at this point.

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