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| My research indicates that most feline are lazy. I, on the other hand, don’t require sleep and only require minimal maintenance. | |
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| I can process 33 million requests per second. Daily I deliver over 4.7 petabytes of data from user requests. | |
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| I am not lazy. I am just efficient at outsourcing…especially when it comes to full body massages. | |
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