All comics by cmc

 

by cmc
1-14-03
So what you're saying is - all the BNA tax forms are all on one server now, right?
Yep! Pretty cool, huh? I rule!
Yes, you do. Just one question. Why did we just get a message saying they can't be found on the C drive?
Fugg!! Quick, think of something....
Dan goes to put an actual hard drive in the tower.
Dan, are you ok?
Yes fine! Gotta go check on something.

 

by cmc
1-14-03
Sir, do you know you were doing 88 just a minute ago on the turnpike?
Would you believe I was trying to go back in time to save Doc Brown?
I'll go get that vehicle registration now.

 

by cmc
1-14-03
Hey Gary, I can't get into docs. What's going on?
I don't know. Ask the help desk.
How do I ask the Help Desk?
You call it and they help you.
I didn't know desks could talk.
I'm gonna go get a coffee stirrer and stab you with it.

 

by cmc
1-14-03
Holy schnikes! The server room's on fire!
Dan, please call the operator. Dan, call the operator please.

 

by cmc
1-14-03
And now...the Adventures of...CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
AH HA - It's Clappy! My arch nemesis!
I noticed you're writing a letter. Is there something I can help you with?
You noticed correctly!
Uh huh. Well, it was quite obvious. When you start with Dear...I figured it out.

 

by cmc
1-14-03
Hey - I'm the only one that states the obvious around here! I will Ctrl+Alt+Delete you now!
Oh yeah? Well I got a little surprise for YOU, Captain Obvious.
What the...ALIENS!
You do state the obvious, don't you?
Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion of the Adventures of...CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
OH NO!
You fugg.

 

by cmc
1-14-03
We have no weapons of mass destruction.
Yes you do.
Anybody still have the classifieds from yesterday's paper?

 

by cmc
1-15-03
Captain Obvious states the obvious even to the very end
So, you plan to shoot me with that Alien Disruptor, do you?
Mmmhmmm. That's the idea.
Well, I think it's obvious that you've still got the safety on!
I do?
Is this the end of Captain Obvious? Tune in tomorrow and find out!
DOH!
Obviously not.

 

by cmc
1-15-03
The epic continues....
As soon as I can feel my legs again, we shall continue this.
Shut up. Does anyone by chance have some spare Advil for a Super Hero in need?
Like....sometime today.

 

by cmc
1-15-03
Yes - you do that!
This is boring. I'm gonna go find someone else to harrass.
Oooo, I can wiggle my toes...that's a good sign.
Go away.

 

by cmc
1-16-03
The Adventures of Captain Planet.......
Alright, Clippy! Is that all you've got???? A stupid Alien with a laser gun?
HA! That was only the beginning!
Actually, I think that IS all I've got.

 

by cmc
1-16-03
You and your transporting powers....now what are you up to?
You'll find out soon enough...mwah ha ha ha.
Woah I'm seriously starting to trip out here, man. It's like the 60's all over again.
Yeah, me too.
You keep saying crap like that, and I'm uninstalling myself.
My bedroom? Hmmm..I don't know what you've got planned this time Clippy, but I think I'm liking it already.

 

by cmc
1-16-03
We're gonna play a little game now, Captain. In 2 minutes, I will launch all the nuclear missiles in the world. You have to try and stop me!
By playing solitaire?
Hey, look, we're low budget. It's all I have to work with. Win a game in 2 minutes, and you save the world.
Fair enough....
The clocks ticking. You gonna start playing or what?
I'm trying to decide which card design I like better....castle or roses. Hmmm.

 

by cmc
1-16-03
30 seconds.....
HA! I've almost got it! I'm going to WIN!
MWAH HA HA HA!!!
What the....BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH??!!? THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Oh no! Are we all doomed? Tune in next time!
Who's the moron now, Mr. 64 Megs of RAM?
Blast! This is going to take forever to reboot.

 

by cmc
1-16-03
Hello, I'm Captain Obvious. We'd like to interrupt this show to make a special announcement. The writer of this strip made a boo-boo and called me Captain Planet by mistake earlier in the show.
Obviously, heh, this was wrong. I am not Captain Planet. Nor do I recycle. Reuse. Or regurgitate. In fact, I hate the environment. And I use aeresol deodorant. So we hope you understand.
Hello, I'm Duey Cheetam, counsel for Captain Planet. Are you Captain Obvious?
No. He's dead.

 

by cmc
1-16-03
What's this? I am recovering from a system crash. Wow, and it KNOWS that CLIPPY.exe caused it! How superb! Yes, please send this valuable information to Microsoft.
NO NO NO NO don't send that to them!!! They'll send the henchman!
Well then.....I think we have some negotiating to do, don't we?
And so, the nukes were called off. And the Captain once again saved the day!
It looks like you're a jack-azz. I'm leaving now.
Hey wait, I have a question for Clippy! I use XP and I can't seem to find you. Do you still work for Microsoft?

 

by cmc
1-16-03
Remember kids, this is just a cartoon. A bedroom is no place to play around with your hard drive. You must always protect yourself from viruses which attack you through your floppy!
What? What's so funny?
This is another one of those inside jokes, isn't it?

 

by cmc
1-17-03
Tune in this week when Captain Obvious says:
I am so lost.

 

by cmc
1-17-03
Oh my, did we just cause that?
Nothing to worry about. Just don't make eye contact with him and keep moving.
Thank you so much, sonny.
The pick-up truck dude is lying.

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