The Adventures of Captain Obvious (continues)

Author: cmc

Date: January 16, 2003

by cmc
1-16-03
What's this? I am recovering from a system crash. Wow, and it KNOWS that CLIPPY.exe caused it! How superb! Yes, please send this valuable information to Microsoft.
NO NO NO NO don't send that to them!!! They'll send the henchman!
Well then.....I think we have some negotiating to do, don't we?
And so, the nukes were called off. And the Captain once again saved the day!
It looks like you're a jack-azz. I'm leaving now.
Hey wait, I have a question for Clippy! I use XP and I can't seem to find you. Do you still work for Microsoft?