santa 4

Author: coathangerabortion

Date: August 24, 2007

dear santa this year for christmas i would like 60 assorted rock albums that i can resell on amazon at competitive prices! sincerely, the hulk
MEANWHILE AT THE NORTH POLE
ho ho ho let's send him 60 copies of wyclef jean sings ballads for a manatee's vagina
fuck yeah
BUT THE PACKAGE DOESN'T ARRIVE ANYWAY
there is no contact info on santa's website i think i've been ripped off