well we finally tracked down the perp, we had so much evidence on him there was no way he was getting out with less than 30 years. i was called forth to testify
mr. perry, are you of the opinion that the defendant commited this crime
unquestionably
i see, that's very interesting. and mr. perry, please describe to me what pussy feels like
well uh er it its kinda like... it's like a vacuum cleaner but sorta softer? and there's a ridge
