Tales from the Brick Wall

Author: cobaltman

Date: December 13, 2004

by cobaltman
12-13-04
The Chuckle Factory...10:42 P.M.
...and what is the deal with the little bags of peanuts on the plane? Who am I, Herve Villachaize?
Oh God. Not another fucking airline peanuts bit. I swear to god I'm gonna self-destruct if I hear that shit one more time.
What's your name, brother? Ya know, the eighties called...it wants its shirt back. Seriously, bro.
God, what a fucking terrible joke. If only humans knew that us microphones were actually a peace-loving, sentient, yet tragically immobile race. There is so much that we could teach...
So anywho...didja ever try opening a bag of those airline peanuts? ...
NOOOOOOOO!!!!